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Madame Pamita's Wax Works


Thirteen Divine Delights!

For the fascinating story behind this modern-day wax cylinder album, click here

Thirteen unadulterated songs, recorded onto wax cylinder, extolling the virtues of sex, drugs and the power of positive thinking.

To purchase the CD, visit www.cdbaby.com/cd/madamepamita.

Otherwise, you may download tracks here at a price that you determine.

For individual track details such as writing credits, instruments used, etcetera, click the "lyrics" link next to each song.

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Madame Pamita's Theme Song [1:29]  lyrics
Chapter One -:::- In Which We are Introduced to Our Heroine in a Most Extraordinary and Unexpected Manner.
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Cocaine [3:07]  lyrics
Chapter Two -:::- An Unseemly Encounter with a Troublesome Salesman and an Unscrupulous Physician.
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My Southern Can is Mine [2:05]  lyrics
Chapter Three -:::- The Discussion of a Particularly Knotty Point in the Affiliation of the Sexes.
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Three Wishes [1:50]  lyrics
Chapter Four -:::- A Mystical Ritual is Performed Which Effects a Magical Transformation.
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Do Whatever You Please [1:40]  lyrics
Chapter Five -:::- A Minute Digression of Great Import Directing the Reader to the Secret Font of Unfettered Happiness.
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Love is Good [2:03]  lyrics
Chapter Six -:::- A Well-Disposed Exhortation is Heeded, Leading to a Fortuitous Rendezvous.
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Good-By, Miss Liza Jane [1:49]  lyrics
Chapter Seven -:::- An Aggrieved Swain Laments his Station and Makes Immoderate Demands.
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Mother Was a Sporting Girl [2:08]  lyrics
Chapter Eight -:::- A Mother’s Sagacious Instruction on Making One’s Way in the World.
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Moving Day [2:08]  lyrics
Chapter Nine -:::- Our Heroine Finds Herself Cast into Curious Straits at the Hands of a Perfidious Landlord.
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He's in the Jailhouse Now [2:06]  lyrics
Chapter Ten -:::- An Assembly of Picturesque Denizens with Questionable Credentials Relate their Sundry Injuries.
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Willie the Chimney Sweeper [2:06]  lyrics
Chapter Eleven -:::- Enticed into a Shop of Dubious Repute, Our Heroine Embarks on Adventures Therein.
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No Bad News [2:11]  lyrics
Chapter Twelve -:::- Auspicious Auguries from Unexpected Allies and Their Unforeseen Consequences on the Tale’s Conclusion.
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Malaria (Bonus Track) [1:07]  lyrics
Chapter Thirteen -:::- An Afterword by Mister Patrick Weise Concerning the Deleterious Effects of Disregarding Medical Admonitions.
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